The Top Ten Things I Want to Ask God:
1. Does Adam have a belly button?
2. What did Jesus write in the sand with his finger? (John 8:6)
3. Mosquitoes... really?
4. Is my dog up there with you?
5. Who was your favorite President?
6. Why didn't you make vegetables taste as good as pancakes?
7. What are we having at the Marriage Supper of the Lamb?
8. Why am I so fixated on food?
9. Is there football in heaven?
10. Why did you choose me?